Plotting Kitten...

We've had CeCe the kitten for just over three weeks now. We love her - it's not being reciprocated. The cat allows us to pet her maybe twice a day for a total of like five min. Then she just wants to attack us.

This weekend I noticed that she ate her food rather quickly and thought to myself that I should re-check the food's chart for serving amount based on weight. I was able to trick CeCe into sitting on the scale by giving her a treat. She's a slim 4.6 lbs. I checked the label. I was feeding her the serving for a kitten that's 2 lbs. Perhaps she refused to be pet since I was starving her?!?!?! 

On Pinterest (my amazing new addiction), I noticed a cartoon on How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. I shared it with Jason last night.

At the bottom there was a quiz to calculate the probability that your cat is plotting to kill you. CeCe scored an 83% chance of taking our lives.